Every guy has been there at least once before: you’re in the rhythm of sex, the mood is great, and suddenly, the wrong thing comes out of your mouth. Everything comes to a screeching halt right then and there. The mood is completely ruined. In fact, your hookup is to turned off that she decides she’d rather go home than keep having sex with you. What a disaster! You don’t want something like to this to end up happening to you. If you love talking dirty in bed, you need to keep a handle on what you say. If you don’t keep a lid on those things you shouldn’t mention, you’ll blow it. It might seem easy to keep from saying the wrong thing, but you never know. Sex is an intense experience and the wrong words can set anyone off. If you’re not sure what you should be keeping to yourself, don’t worry. Here’s a handy guide to a few of the things that should be off limits in the bedroom.
Don’t Tell Her That She’s Looking Fat
When you’re getting naked with someone, a lot of different things can run through your head. Even if you’ve slept with the same woman more than once, you can always notice something new. Sometimes that new thing isn’t always great. Maybe she’s put on a few pounds since the last time you saw her. Even if her new pudge is on full display, you shouldn’t say anything. Bringing this up when you’re just about to do the nasty is a great way to ensure that you don’t actually get laid. You’re only going to offend her. If you have to mention it, wait until later. Find a tactful way to bring it up instead.
Don’t Criticize Her Technique During the Act
One of the fastest ways to throw your hookup in the garbage is to tell a girl she’s not good in sex acts. Even if you don’t like her oral sex technique, don’t be rude about it. Give suggestions instead of tearing her down. IF you decide to start criticizing her, expect some mean comments about the size of your junk. Just keep it to yourself and enjoy what you can. The alternative is not having any sex at all. That’s not what you want, is it? Of course not! So enjoy the ride.
Avoid Saying Anything About Her Mother
Sometimes, you can really get into talking dirty with a woman. Things just seem to keep building and building the longer you have sex. Before you know it, you could be saying some pretty nasty things. Whatever you do, though, don’t start making comments about her mother. If you try to involve her family in your sex act, you’re going to have a bad time. She’ll probably stop everything before you can even climax. You better have an explanation ready for why you said something so weird and unsexy. She might even be offended!